PH101 Frequently Asked Questions:
Who
am us anyway ?
PH101
is a band from the wilds of New Jersey...Middlesex County, to
be exact...near Rutgers....the place where all those highways
come together like the nervous system at the base of somebody's
skull...the Turnpike..the Parkway...Route 1...the Appian Way....
What
Social Purpose does PH101 fulfill ?
We
don't do windows, routine filing, or bar mitzvahs....
How
would you describe what the nation is rapidly referring to as
"the PH101 Sound" ?
PH101
sounds a lot like a band you've never heard before...we strive
for a totally original sound, and we seek the Lost Chord...but
we'll settle for a lot of cash, and a good night's sleep...
In
what ways has PH101 contributed its efforts positively to today's
environmental concerns ?
We
never perform "The Electric Slide," "Papa Don't
Preach," or "The Night Chicago Died"
How
many members of PH101 are currently under Federal indictment for
Interstate Transport of Biotoxins ?
There
are currently four of us, with the occasional odd Mystery Musician,
from time to time...
What
musical influences have contributed to "the PH101 Sound ?"
We
do like: Frank Zappa, Steely Dan, Phish, P-Funk, Yes,
King Crimson, Jethro Tull, the Firesign Theater, and other bands
of like mind...
Who's
your favorite Beatle ?
John,
because Gary used to play with John in Elephant's Memory, and
we know Gary...Gary's cool...
Who's
your favorite Baywatch Babe ?
Oh,
Bea Arthur, definitely....and Rick thinks Ariana Huffington has
nice teeth....
What
are PH101's plans for the future ?
Most
of us have to go to work on Monday morning, except Donn, and
he has weird hours...after that, I dunno...play a lot, record
a lot, achieve a dominant position within the American musico-industrial
complex...you know, the usual stuff...
